Wii Have A Problem reader Jim sent in his harrowing tale of abusing his girlfriend Liz with a Wii-mote in a drunken, Twilight Princess-playing rage, resulting in the most painful looking Wii related injury we have seen to date.
After guzzling a copious amount of ‘wife beater’ (Stella Artois) – I returned home to find the girlie in mid battle with a Zelda ‘Boss’. In my inebriated state, it was instinctual to become her knight in shining armour. I proceeded to take the controllers off her and fight the beast myself.
Unfortunately, my courage was far greater then my skill. Having taken a good kicking, Liz then tried to intervene with disastrous results. She approached me from the side, appearing from my blind spot, whilst I was performing a slashing movement. I hit her with full force right in her eye!
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